SPOOKTACULAR – SPOOKTACULAR!!!

Mwahahahahahahahaha!! (Evil laughter eminates through the walls of Swansea’s Dragon Hotel)….

From down in the dungeons, the three Witches of Macbeth are stirring figures into the cauldron in order to concoct brain mangling accounts that will woo and wow the Board!!  Eye of computer and Budget Bat….clicking calcs and thinking hat….Wing of Admin, Healthclub too…a spooktacular profit….honest it’s true!!

From the Conference office the cackles are churning…mention the budget and Gethyn starts gurning,  Sarah flies off to capture the hoards with magical words and emery boards…..

The scariest of all monsters in the healthclub lurk,  show them a cake and they all go beserk….be prepared for a Tara beating if by some fate she should catch you eating….fatty foods and creamy cakes, oh my goodness what mistakes..She’ll mash your body to glowing perfection and should you fail…hit the button ‘ejection’!!

In the kitchen the chefs are preparing the supper…. Hungarian Ghoulish and Terror me Sue (did you see what I did there?)… It’s like something out of a fright night movie as one by one they exit the chiller!!!

Happy Halloween to all budding witches, wizards and toads………’I AIN’T ‘FRAID OF NO GHOST’!!!!!!